It's a simple fact of life that while nobody much likes politicians,Japanese sex movies everybody likes Top Trumps.

No British childhood was complete without a memory or two of those sweet, sweet cards.

In order to make the UK general election a teeny bit more palatable, we decided to condense the key facts about various party leaders into Top Trump form.

From Tim Farron's spaniel-smelling skills to Paul Nuttall's (lack of) name-remembering skills, here are some of their most important rankings...