SAVE $500:As of March 31,adult movies online | Adult Movies Online the Samsung MX-ST50B Sound Tower is on sale for $197.99 at Amazon. That’s a whopping $500 off its $697.99 list price, but the deal ends with the Amazon Spring Sale on March 31.

There are good deals, and then there are “why is this legal” deals. This one’s squarely in the second category. The Samsung MX-ST50B Sound Tower (normally a soul-shaking $698) has plummeted to $197.99 for the final day of Amazon’s Spring Sale. That’s a 72% discount on a Bluetooth speaker that could double as a small earthquake machine.

I want this speaker not because I throw a lot of parties (I don’t), or even because I have a spacious outdoor area (I don’t), but because I deeply believe in overkill. This is 240 watts of bi-directional sound with a built-in battery that goes for 18 hours, just casually waiting to blast music into the next zip code. The fact that it’s also IPX5 water-resistant means I could spill a drink on it, cry a little, and it would just keep going — emotionally and musically.

In my opinion, the Bluetooth multi-connection is the most underrated flex. Two phones can take turns queuing up music without awkwardly unpairing and re-pairing every time someone wants to play theirsong. This should be standard, but it isn’t, and that’s why I love it here.

• Price:$197.99 $697.99

• Retailer:Amazon

• Output Power:240W bi-directional sound

• Battery Life:Up to 18 hours

• Water Resistance:IPX5-rated

• Lighting:Party Light+ with ambient, dance, and party modes

• Connectivity:Bluetooth multi-connection (two devices)

• Extras:Mic input for karaoke, Group Play with up to 10 speakers

If your speakers sound like they belong in a dentist’s office, this is your moment. The Spring Sale ends tonight, and this kind of deal doesn't exactly come with a raincheck.